Happy Barbecue Season!
It’s Memorial Day, the first day of the Official 2008 BBQ Season in the Northern Hemisphere! GI Joe & Chomposaurus encourage you to watch this brief video regarding grilling safety:
For more (read: real) information, check out the FDNY’s Grilling Tips.
I’d like to add a few of my own:
- If you’re a filthy hippy, wash your nappy hair so the oils in it won’t burst into flame.
- Do not attempt to grill in a moving vehicle unless that vehicle is a Chevy El Camino.
- Taking your George Foreman Grill out onto the porch DOES NOT COUNT as grilling once official grilling season has begun, and you will be penalized for it.
- Tempting as it might be, don’t grill your feelings. The smoke will only make things worse.