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Duck Torture is Back on the Menu in Chicago

Posted in Fowl, MEAT POLITICS with tags , , on May 15, 2008 by chomposaurus

Anatidae haters of the world, unite and converge upon Chicago! For the Windy City has repealed its ban on the serving of foie gras, which I wrote about previously in an article on rebellious Chicago restaurants that were blatantly ignoring the law.

Since it doesn’t matter anymore, the “secret code word” for getting foie gras was “turtle soup.” Might be useful in case the ban goes into effect again.

Please note that the legality of foie gras does not change the fact that you have to force a duck to endure a hideously cruel life to get some. There’s no such thing as organic, cruelty-free foie gras.

Chicago’s Duck Torture Speakeasies

Posted in Fowl, MEAT POLITICS with tags , , , , on April 29, 2008 by chomposaurus

I’m a fan, as you might have guessed from the existence of this blog, of meat that comes from a cow served organic food and taken from this world painlessly. I’m not so much a fan of meat that comes from tortured ducks. However I recognize that some of you don’t care that much about ducks; some of you may actively hate ducks. And you duck despisers could very well live in Chicago, a place that is becoming known for its duck torture underground.

Of course, the meat I’m talking about is foie gras, which was banned in Chicago circa 2006.

Now, according to my sources in the restaurant industry there, you can easily find it in the best restaurants in the Windy City. All you have to do is utter the code word, which is an ingredient that does not usually show up in U.S. restaurants. This ingredient will either be on the menu or available as a special you can ask for; apparently, some gourmet places even offer full (and fully confidential) foie gras tasting menus.

I won’t be telling you the secret word, because I don’t want to get anyone in trouble or see any more ducks end up in Gitmo. But it’s good to keep in mind that just because some crazed alderman bans something doesn’t mean people are going to stop eating it. Now I wonder how I can get my Papaya Dogs fried in transfatty oil? Maybe if I ask for them to be “Bloomberged”?

More about duck torture here.