Archive for the MEAT GIFTS Category

X-Mas Gifts You Didn’t Get #4: Gerald Orlowski’s Patented Onion Ring Machine

Posted in MEAT GIFTS on January 8, 2009 by chomposaurus

A necessity for anyone who likes to prepare their own nutritious onion rings with their meat. They’re chock-full of folic acid!

onion ring machine!

Xmas Gifts You Didn’t Get #3: MeatWater

Posted in MEAT GIFTS, STRANGE MEAT, STUFF ABOUT MEAT with tags on January 7, 2009 by chomposaurus

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Is it a joke? Well, yes. The question you really have to ask yourself is: if these were for real, would you try them? If you answered yes, then congratulations, you’re a freak like me. I’m especially curious about the Rocky Mountain Oysters. Also, think of the many everyday applications: wouldn’t the traditional football-game-victory gatorade-soaking of the coach be more fitting if it was done with a cooler of Beef Jerky Water? And what better way to refresh yourself during a marathon than by splashing your face with a cup of hardy MRE Pork Chop Water (11 grams of fat per serving)? The possibilities are endless.

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Thanks to The Postman for tipping me off about this great business plan.

Xmas Gifts You Didn’t Get #2: Bacon Floss

Posted in MEAT GIFTS on January 6, 2009 by chomposaurus

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No, I will not be reviewing the bacon floss. Why? Cause flossing’s for jerks! Where’s the wintergreen bacon variety? After all, I love to smother my bacon-wrapped lamb chop in mint jelly.

Xmas Gifts You Didn’t Get #1: Origami Hamburger

Posted in MEAT GIFTS on January 5, 2009 by chomposaurus

Get your fold on here. Note: a randomly polled group of eaters could detect no difference between the origami fish sandwich and McDonald’s patented Filet-o-fish.