The $175 Hedge Fund Whopper (with fries!)


For those traders and fund managers looking for a way to spend their windfall oil profits, Wall Street Burger Shoppe now offers a $175 burger and fries platter. As per usual with these expensive burgers, the beef is all-kobe, and there is plenty of foie gras and truffle oil to go around. But what I want to talk about are the french fries. They appear, in the picture, to be wrapped in newspaper. NEWSPAPER? Sweet Enola Gay, at $175 that better be a vintage New York Times from the day the Titanic sank or I want my money back. Also, you’d think they could afford some high class ketchup.

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3 Responses to “The $175 Hedge Fund Whopper (with fries!)”

  1. Well, many people would argue that Heinz ketchup is the only ketchup worth having… 😉

  2. chomposaurus Says:

    Well, I’d at least like the option of something that makes me feel special for spending the week’s grocery money on a single burger.

  3. They appear, in the picture, to be wrapped in newspaper.

    wagyu steak

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