Can of Cheeseburger
Earlier this year, The Onion did a test of a new product out of Germany: Cheeseburger-in-a-Can. That’s right, you just have to take it out and heat it up, bun, fixin’s and meat pre-assembled! The results were predictably disgusting. Go read the hilarious review at the A/V Club.
Some of the best reactions:
• “It’s like Upton Sinclair nightmare bratwurst.”
• “I cannot swallow this. It will not go down.”
• “It tastes like something that was dropped on the floor. It tastes like a 7-Eleven hamburger that’s been sitting around in the store for a couple weeks.”
I’m tagging this as Veggie Meat because I’m not sure there were any animals involved.