I’m Getting my MA in Bacon Weaving

Everyone’s getting a Master’s Degree in something ridiculous these days. I made the unfortunate choice of getting an MA in Poverty (i.e. publishing and writing). So, I suggest we get an A&M University somewhere to offer more degrees in the culinary fine arts. After a friend told me about bacon cups the other day, I was surprised to find out how much bacon weaving is already taking place. Let’s take a tour of the internets so I can show you how much promise there is in this new specialty field:

First, from Not Martha, we have bacon cups: little container made of woven bacon that can hold any type of food you please. Personally, I’m going to try putting chocolate pudding in these to redefine “Jello Pudding Cup” forever.

From the department of questionable personal hygeine, Serious Eats offers up the edible bacon bra.

And this bacon placemat, at instructables.com, would save you from washing the dishes after a romantic bacon-underwear-fueled night.

Finally, from the amazingly devoted site Bacon Unwrapped, we have a link to the bacon tiara at anti-craft.

Although I’m sure these are standard issue at proms in parts of Texas.